Here you go, sir.
A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works,
double batter fried on a stick.
Thanks!
Barnacle head.
Pardon me?
You forgot your mayonnaise.
Thanks.
Look at them eating that garbage.
It's disgusting.
They're sickening.
I hate Krabby Patties.
( laughs )
Good one, Squidward!
Good what?
Like you don't know. Saying...
"I hate Krabby Patties."
That's hilarious!
Everyone loves Krabby Patties.
Yeah, well, not me.
You're good at that.
Hey, everyone!
Squid says he doesn't like Krabby Patties. Ha!
( all laughing )
Yeah, that's real good, Squidward! That's real funny!
( laughing )
Don't encourage them!
They'll never leave.
Sorry, Squidward.
It's just so funny.
You know what we say:
ALL: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty
have never tasted one.
That's me.
Never had one, never will.
What?
What? What did you say?
I've never had a Krabby Patty
and never will.
I'm sorry... I don't...
I've never had a Krabby Patty.
Those words!
Is it possible to use them
in a sentence together like that?
I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty!
Never had a Krabby Patty?
Well, you've gotta have one right now!
No wonder you're always so miserable!
Here, try this!
Get that garbage out of my face!
If you try it, you'll love it!
Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food?
Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick.
Sorry, Patrick.
( sighs )
Come on, you're gonna...
No.
Open up the tunnel.
Here comes the train.
Choo-choo...
No!
Whoop! What's that in your ear?
Quit it.
Come on, open wide!
SpongeBob, if I were trapped
at the bottom of a well for three years
with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty
I'd eat my own legs first!
And not just the extra ones.
But it's good for you!
Good for you?
That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
No, Squidward, I meant... good for your soul.
( angelic music plays )
Oh, puh-leez! I have no soul.
( evil laughter )
Okay, just half.
No. A quarter?
No.
One bite?
No.
Just smell it.
If I didn't want it out there
what makes you think I'd find it
more appealing in here?!
Come on, Squidward.
No.
One bite.
No.
You won't be sorry.
No!
It's delicious...
Listen, SpongeBob, how long are you prepared to keep this up?
( click )
Give me that!
When I die... you stay away from my funeral.
Ohh... do I really...
Ah...
Ooh...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh...
( gulps )
Why... this Krabby Patty may be the most...
horrible...
putrid...
poorly prepared... vile...
unappetizing...
disgusting excuse for a sandwich
it has ever been my displeasure
to have slither down my throat!
But..
And I curse this Krabby Patty
and all who enjoy them to an early
and well-deserved grave!
Get it?
But it doesn't make any sense.
The Krabby Patty is an absolute good.
Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.
Nobody but me.
Are you sure?
Does this look unsure to you?
No.
Good!
Now go spread the word.
( gasps, panting )
Come on! Come on! Come on!
( gasps )
Still alive!
Oh, so delicious!
Oh...! The wasted years!
( crying )
I got to have more. I got to have more!
But wait!
After that performance,
he'd never let me live it down!
I gotta sneak one, just one...
then I'm off the stuff for good!
I didn't think it was possible,
but I guess some people just don't like Krabby Patties.
( whistling )
Uh, SpongeBob?
Yes, Squidward?
I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun
with extra sea pickle and, and burn it to a crisp, okay?
Coming right up!
Listen, Squidward.
I want to apologize for before.
I was only trying to make you happy.
( moaning and groaning )
( voice echoes distantly )
...but now I've learned
there's room for all kinds of people...
( whimpers )
...and they don't all have to like the same things.
Don't go.
While I strongly disagree
with your decision, I accept it.
You know, it's not often I get to make one like this.
I want to see the look on their face
when they take that first bite.
Triple Krabby Supreme!
Did somebody order a Triple Krabby Supreme?
Huh? They must have left.
Well, uh, why don't you just uh, leave it out here
in case they come back?
Nope, a patty this special should be eaten fresh
and... well... I haven't had one of these babies
in over 20 minutes so...
( gasps )
Well, whoever they were, they had great taste!
( groaning and chattering )
Mm, mm-hmm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm...
Ah, they don't know what they're missing.
Well, back to work.
What do I have to do?
Eat one out of the garbage?
I wish I could eat this, but I'm so darn full.
Oh, well.
I had to say garbage... but okay!
( inhales deeply )
( munching and clattering )
Bleah...
Oh, no, what's this doing here?
This patty should be cremated!
( crying )
I know you didn't like him,
but it means so much that you came.
( crying )
( continues crying )
( knock on door )
( gasps )
( kissing and sighing )
( romantic music plays )
( sighing )
Honey?
What? Oh...
I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty!
And no one's going to stop me.
( panting )
There it is!
( gasps )
Holy shrimp!
I don't know where to start.
But all that matters is that
it's just you... and me... and nobody...
SPONGEBOB: Squidward?
Is that you?
SpongeBob?
Uh, uh, uh... what are you doing here?
I always come to work at 3:00 a.m.
This is when I count the sesame seeds.
What are you doing here?
Uh... I forgot my...
And why is the patty vault open?
Oh, I thought that, uh...
And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
I... I... I... I... no, I didn't do...
And why are you acting so nervous?
And why are you sweating so much?
And why do you look so hungry? And...
No, wait... it's not what you think.
Th-this is a big misunderstanding.
You've got to believe me, I...
Listen, I am telling you...
You better listen to me, SpongeBob.
You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob!
I love Krabby Patties!
I knew it all along, Squidward.
No one can resist a Krabby Patty.
( chomping and gulping )
Squidward! How many are you eating?
Squidward!
( laughing wildly )
( munching )
Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!
Squidward!
What's gonna happen?
Am I gonna blow up?
No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs...
My thighs?
...and then you'll blow up.
( explosion )
( siren wailing )
( laughing ): Yeah...
I remember my first Krabby Patty.